Yesterday (Saturday) was so much fun!!! :D

maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

(via daleyprophet)

I’m watching Grave Encounters with Kenny. Fuck this.

burndalurn:

I think I crave giving oral just as much as I crave getting it.

(via jujubitesback)

fuckyouimagentleman:

organ donor
*if receiver is under 200 pounds

I get the point you’re trying to make, but this is saying you wouldn’t donate to fit people either? Body builders? Basketball or football players??